Real barbecue.

In honor of the 7,349 barbecues I'm scheduled to attend over the next few days, I would just like to state that the Weber grill is the poor man's volcano. So if anyone would like to skip all the patriotic hoo-ha and fly out to Lanzarote, just say the word. I'm thinking some pollo and churrasco and maybe a chorizo or two, cooked over geothermic heat. It's not that I have anything against patriotic hoo-ha; I just think El Diablo restaurant (inside Timanfaya National Park; admission 8 Euros) could kick your BBQ's ass, since its grill is liquid hot magma. Keep up with the Joneses, por favor.

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